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Doctor Comparison

 

An English doctor says
‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks
.


A German doctor says
‘That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks
.


A Russian doctor says
‘In my country, medicine is so far progressed that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks
.

The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says
‘You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains, out from Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work
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مرادی میانه سه‌شنبه 21 اردیبهشت‌ماه سال 1389 ساعت 01:39 ب.ظ

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