beautiful experssion

Be   kinder than necessary because everyone you  meet  is fighting some kind of  battle

A   sharp tongue can cut your own throat.   

   If   you want your dreams to come true, you  mustn't  
oversleep.

   Of   all the things you wear, your expression  is the  most   

important.  

  The   best vitamin  for making  friends......  B1.

The   happiness of your life depends on the  quality of  
your  thoughts.The   heaviest thing you can carry is  a
grudge..  

One   thing you can give and still keep....is  your  
word.       You   lie the  loudest when you lie to   yourself.
If   you lack the courage to start, you have  already   
finished. One   thing you can't recycle is wasted   time.
Ideas   won't work unless ' You'   do.Your   mind is  like a parachute...it  functions only
when   open.The   10 commandments are not a multiple   
choice.The   pursuit of happiness is the chase of a  lifetime!  
It is never too late to  become what you  might
have  been.Life   is too short to wake up with regrets.. So  love  
the people who  treat   you right.. Forget about the
ones  who don't.  Believe  everything   happens for a reason.

If you
get  a second  chance, grab it with both hands.

 If
it  changes your life, let it.  Nobody  said  life   
would be easy, they just promised it  would  be
worth  it. Friends are like   balloons;
once you let them go,  you might  not get them
back.  Sometimes we get so busy  with our  own
lives and problems that we may   not even notice
that we've let  them fly  away. Sometimes we  are   so
caught up in who's right and  who's wrong  that we
forget  what's  right   and wrong.. Sometimes we  just
don't realize  what real  friendship  means   until it
is too late. I don't  want to let  that happen  so
I'm  going   to tie you to my heart so I never  lose
you

  

Will and Guy's Joke of the Day #9

Will and Guy's Joke of the Day #9

If we are unlucky enough to be involved in a car accident, of course it is never our fault.  The following quotes show what people write on their insurance claim forms.  Apparently these are strange but true stories.

Motor Insurance Quotes from Claim Forms

1. "I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.".

2. I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault as he had been run over before.

3. I collided with a stationary tramcar coming the other way.

4. I consider that neither vehicle was to blame but if either
were to blame it was the other one (Irish).

5. I left my Austin Seven outside and when I came out later to my amazement there was an Austin Twelve.

6. Car had to turn sharper than was necessary owing to an invisible lorry.

7. To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.

8. "The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.".

9. The other car collided with mine without giving any warning of its intention.

10. The other man altered his mind so I had to run into him.

11. I told the other idiot what he was and went on.

12. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

13. I unfortunately ran over a pedestrian and the old gentleman was taken to hospital, much regretting the circumstances.

14. I thought the side window was down but it was up, as I found when I put my head through it.

15. If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened.

16. She suddenly saw me, lost her head and we met.

17. Cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted.

18. Three women were talking to each other and when two stepped back and one stepped forward I had to have an accident.

19. There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses.

20. A bull was standing near and a fly must have tickled him because he gored my car